Dear future husband,
Yesterday, when I found myself at Bed, Bath and Beyond picking up Rachel Ray's knife set and humming "Birthday Sex" to myself (the Brooke Hogan version of course), it dawned on me; My calling in life is definitely to marry a famous vlog-star and be a full time housewife!
This is where you come in. All I ask is that you keep a successful vlog and make enough money to support both of us so we can live comfortably. You don't have to be loaded; I can cook and clean so we don't need a maid or anything. You just have to be comfortable and own a nice computer. You also have to be quite good looking and funny and smart (which you probably are if you are a vlog-star) and interested in having sex with me for the rest of your life (which, let me tell you, a bunch of people are already interested in).
I'm quite a good cook and some dishes I enjoy making include, but are not limited to; chicken fajitas, french toast, rice pudding, chili-shrimp-pasta, soup and bacon. I could also probably make a really good meatloaf if I tried. If you are vegetarian or vegan I can cook you delicious food as well, but you'll still have to deal with the house occasionally smelling like bacon.
I am good at cleaning too, especially bathrooms, and rearranging stuff in shelves and whatever. I can have a cool or warm drink ready for you when you come home tired from work (or emerge from your home-vlogging-office) and need to relax.
And don't worry; I'm excellent breeding material if that's what you're into. I'm tall (so you might want to be at least 5'9") and skinny, of 100% Nordic heritage and generally considered attractive. I also have other presentable skills like drawing and singing and I'm quite well-read.
If this seems like a good deal to you, and you think you qualify, please respond with a link to your Youtube channel and a description of your favorite dish and cold or warm drink. Location is not important; I can live pretty much wherever (and so can you probably, as a vlog-star), and we can have a long-distance video-chat relationship until we are united.
Hope to hear from you soon!
